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When I asked her how the exam had gone, she said, "Dreadful. We got that passage where Petrus sings a song about a chicken three times. What's that all about anyway?"

*dies and is dead, unlike the protagonist in Petrus' story*

It's an oldie but a goodie.

(I was also raised areligious, and, rather to my parents' dismay, converted at 18, as did my younger brother several years later. They still aren't quite sure what to make of our "churchy stuff.")